All aboard! Step on up, take a seat and make yourself comfortable. It's this little bloggers very first trip down the wobbly blogging tracks. So, understandably, not much can be guaranteed on the enjoyment of this ride. However, this little blogger can promise you a few things. Firstly, not to talk in the third person the entire time. Secondly, not to make constant analogies to trains, tracks or cute conductors*. (*amendments to the latter may change without warning.) And thirdly, to embarrass and expose my caboose as often and as much as possible.....with my clothing on, to clarify. Sorry to disappoint.
All right, so, you may be asking, what is the purpose of this blog? Well, in a nutshell, it's a way for me to find my voice and see where it could possibly take me as a career. Now calm down, I realize how exciting all this is turning out to be and how NOT self-indulgent it is. Here's the scoop, I've been thinking about writing for awhile now, which, if you know me, is rather an interesting undertaking, for I am sure, to very sure, this sentence I am writing at this very moment is a run-on sentence, with approx. 3.2 spelling mistakes and I'm not sure if I should start a new paragraph once I've stopped. (thinking) (continuing) Well, here I am, and it's time to stop thinking and start chugging up that hill of insecurity, chanting, "I think I can, I think I can!" With my determination and your patience we can make it to the top, where the views are bound to be much better than they are here.
Three whistle blows and we're off. No turning back. Chug on little engine, chug the freak on!.........I hope no one needs to use the washroom.........Darn it, I do! Stop the train! STOP THE TRAIN!!!
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